Ive Got 99 Problems and your Dink Isn't One - Tank Top

Ive Got 99 Problems and your Dink Isn't One - Tank Top

Name: Ive Got 99 Problems and your Dink Isn't One - Tank Top
Brand: Printify
SKU: 19909749403520940103
Price: 22.0 USD
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Funny pickleball shirt featuring bold graphics, adult humor, and court-ready attitude. Perfect for pickleball players, tournaments, league nights, casual wear, and gifts for anyone who loves dinks, smashes, kitchen drama, and trash talk.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (color-dependent blends for heathers)
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) with retail fit and runs true to size
- Side seams for improved shape retention and structural support
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for comfort and clean finish
- Made in Nicaragua and meets flammability requirements

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Ive Got 99 Problems and your Dink Isn't One - Tank Top

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