{"product_id":"i-ve-got-99-problems-and-your-dink-ain-t-one-sticker","title":"I’ve Got 99 Problems and Your Dink Ain’t One Sticker","description":"This kiss-cut vinyl decal brings bold, playful energy to your gear with a rugged mountain-meets-colorado vibe. The artwork — a grinning, bearded character mid-swing with a Colorado flag motif and punchy hand-lettering — reads like a badge of backyard bravado. The satin finish keeps colors vivid without glare, while the durable vinyl stands up to sun, rain, and rough handling. Stick it on a water bottle, car window, cooler, or toolbox to show off a cheeky, outdoorsy sense of humor and a love for game-day grit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish for low-glare, vibrant look\u003cbr\u003e- Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant — lasts up to 3 years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Removable adhesive that peels off cleanly\u003cbr\u003e- 1\/8\" (3.2 mm) white kiss-cut border for easy peeling\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes; assembled in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":45794117910562,"sku":"61708544589214887767","price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" x 6\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":45794117943330,"sku":"27404177562555541790","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/1597\/0594\/files\/13025692409627896278_2048.jpg?v=1781810463","url":"https:\/\/saltyattitude.com\/products\/i-ve-got-99-problems-and-your-dink-ain-t-one-sticker","provider":"Salty Attitude","version":"1.0","type":"link"}